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A Decade in Review: 2002-2009

January 2nd, 2010 b4nd1t No comments

I’ve been a lazy bastard and it seems like theres no hope of me finishing this by the New Year if keep going year-by-year. So I’m just going to cover the rest of the decade in one long blog post.
Following the wake of the 9/11 attacks, a reign of terror was felt all over the [...]

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A Decade In Review: 2001

December 22nd, 2009 b4nd1t 1 comment

2001 was arguably the most important year of this decade. It contained the worst attack against the west since Pearl Harbor so far (hopefully, this will never have to be updated.) [...]

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A Decade in Review: 2000

December 21st, 2009 b4nd1t No comments

The first year of the new millennium was met with much celebration. The previous millennium had gone from living in huts and killing each other, to crossing the Atlantic and killing each other, to flying in airplanes and killing each other, to splitting atoms to kill each other,  to going to the moon… while simultaneously [...]

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A Decade in Review

December 20th, 2009 b4nd1t No comments

As we stand in the dying embers of yet another decade, we silently think to ourselves, “What the hell was the point of it all.” Or at least I do. I’m the least-liked at the New Year’s Eve party. But I digress, this decade has been one of the most diverse, scary, and rapidly progressing in all of [...]

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A Battle For The Freedom of the Internet. Stop ACTA now!

November 13th, 2009 b4nd1t No comments

Comrades, the time is short. ACTA will soon be passed, and when that happens, the Internet as we know it will be a thing of the past.

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Important H1N1 Information

October 19th, 2009 b4nd1t 3 comments

You will die unless you read this article. (not really)

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Blowing Up the Moon

October 9th, 2009 b4nd1t 1 comment

Dear NASA.
I am extremely disappointed in you. I was excited about LCROSS mission ever since I first heard of it. I talked about it for days, and I was so excited I couldn’t sleep for weeks! I woke up at 5:00 AM this morning just to see the one of the greatest achievements in the [...]

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Grammar Nazis

October 6th, 2009 b4nd1t 1 comment

B4nd1t clears some thing up. He is good at grammarification. Real good like.

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BONUS B4ND1T: Hotmail Passwords Phished

October 5th, 2009 b4nd1t 1 comment

A short post about 10,000 hotmail passwords being phished.

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The Dark and Barren Wasteland Known as Youtube

October 5th, 2009 b4nd1t No comments

I’ve lost all faith in humanity. The fact that some people could find this stuff funny is a very good reason for forced sterilization, or maybe just launching all nukes simultaneously, in a worldwide display of an heroics.
Youtube is a video sharing platform, that has been tainted with some of the most talentless people of [...]

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